Quotes from the Movie A Few Good Men

Your boys are going down, Danny. I can't stop it anymore.

Capt. Jack Ross

I don't want a deal, and I don't want immunity. I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I have done or of what I am doing.

Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson

I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant: the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer, Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, and the Lord our God.

Lt. Jonathan Kendrick

This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

And the hits just keep on comin'.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee

He's arguing. He's making an argument.

Lt. Daniel Kaffee